8ruises

i GUESS, tHAT WASN’T VERY SUBTLE,

oKAY, i WOULD ACTUALLY LIKE TO GO, i THINK, iF THAT’S SOMETHING THAT NEITHER OF YOU WOULD MIND,

8ruises

oH, sORRY,

oK, yES, yOUR SENSE OF HUMOR, iS PRETTY GOOD, mOST OF THE TIME, eVEN IF IT IS SORT OF MEAN,

stranglebuddy

uHHH,

pir8ing:

abscondingskylark replied to your post: It’s a miracle. Tavros made an actual post.

tHANK YOU,

Is that sarcasm?

Tell me that’s sarcasm.

yES,

oBVIOUSLY, tHAT’S WHAT IT IS,

oKAY, i’M SORRY i HAVEN’T REALLY BEEN AROUND, i’VE JUST BEEN pREOCCUPIED, wITH SOME THINGS THAT AREN’T ANYONE ELSE’S BEESWAX, 

i GUESS, eXCEPT vRISKA, bECAUSE SHE WAS THERE THE WHOLE TIME, bY VIRTUE OF BEING, lITERALLY, rIGHT NEXT TO ME,

aND SHE COULD, tHEORETICALLY, jUST FIND OUT ANYWAY, wITH HER USEFUL BUT ALSO SORT OF ANNOYING POWERS, sO SHE IS PRETTY MUCH, tHE EXCEPTION TO THIS PREVIOUSLY STATED RULE, tHAT i HAVE SAID,

oK, aNYWAY, wHAT i’M SAYING IS, tHAT i’M SORRY i HAVEN’T BEEN HERE, aND i WILL ATTEMPT TO CHANGE THAT, nOW,

pir8ing:

It doesn’t have to 8e fair! Life 8n’t fair. And my intelligence doesn’t really have much to do with my likea8lity, so much as it could 8e considered a 8onus. 

Of course you are, though! <3 ::::)

Not everyone has that privilege, you know? 8y the way, no one said you had to 8e like me, just associ8ed with me should 8e a8out enough on a similar note. 8ut I guess it doesn’t really make a difference aaaaaaaanyway.

oKAY, bUT, iT PROBABLY HELPS YOU FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET FOLLOWERS, sO THERE,

yEAH, yOU’RE RIGHT,

<3

oHH, wELL, wHICHEVER WAY, tHAT WE FINALLY DECIDE ON, iT DOESN’T SEEM TO REALLY BE HELPING, wHICH IS SORT OF DISAPPOINTING, bUT, 

wHAT ARE FOLLOWERS REALLY FOR ANYWAY, rIGHT,

johnnytrollvolta started following you

oKAY, sO, i HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE, bUT, tHEORETICALLY, iT’S PROBABLY NICE TO MEET YOU, aND i THINK i’M SUPPOSED TO GREET NEW FOLLOWERS, 

iS THAT HOW THIS WORKS, 

iF IT ISN’T, i THINK i’M GOING TO DO IT THIS WAY ANYWAY,

iT SEEMS THE MOST POLITE,

sO, hEY, 

wHOAAAA, hEY, 

tHAT’S A FEW MORE THAN i EXPECTED, sO, tHIS IS PRETTY COOL, 

i GUESS, vRISKA WAS RIGHT, }:)

pir8ing:

Unsurprisingly you’re not off to as much of gr8 start as I am, 8ut that’s not really anything new is it???????? ::::)

A recurring theme, if anything.

You’re pretty lucky you have me around, you know. God knows where you’d 8e otherwise 8y this point.

I don’t dou8t people are going to decide that they should slink over to your 8log and hit the same 8utton they came across on mine just for your mere associ8tion with me, eeeeeeeeven though they don’t even know the half of it yet.

tHAT’S NOT REALLY FAIR, bECAUSE, yOU’RE SMARTER THAN ME, sO THIS CAN’T REALLY BE USED TO JUDGE,

bUT YEAH, i GUESS i AM,

tHAT WOULD BE PRETTY COOL, eVEN IF IT SEEMS, sORT OF UNLIKELY, sINCE i’M NOT ACTUALLY LIKE YOU,

pir8ing started following you

aS FAR AS FIRST FOLLOWERS GO, tHIS IS PRETTY MUCH WHAT i EXPECTED, bUT, tHANKS ANYWAY, i GUESS, fOR FOLLOWING ME IN WHAT IS, bASICALLY, tHE MOST PREDICTABLE WAY, tHAT i STILL APPRECIATE,